Most of what you need to know you can learn about me in my book “The Holy Bible”. I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, while I may not have written it, I inspired it and was quoted one hell-of-a-lot. Somebody owes me some serious royalties on this thing. You can purcahse a copy from Amazon.com here. If reading isn’t your thing then totally pick up some Gospel light switch covers here.
Jesus loves wearing sandals. It is not a fashion statement. They’re just comfortable.
Jesus loves writing. I can’t stress this enough.
Jesus loves you. Well, most of you. Some people I could do without. But, even if i DON’T love you…I’ll probably forgive you anyways. I sort of ummm have to. It’s ma’ thing.
Jesus is a blogger.
